First Round [Audio] (Backdated to this morning)

[The audiofeed crackles on in what seems to be the middle of a conversation, the speakers seemingly unaware.]

-a journey? What? Lady, you seem real nice and stuff, but you ain't my Ma. Also, I dunno what "journey" you're talkin' about. The only "journey" I gotta take is down to the gym. Doc hates it when I'm late!

The gym? Just starting and you're already thinking about battling gymleaders! Such an enthusiastic boy! Good luck, dear! Work hard!

Wh-
Hey, wait a minute, what are you even talking abou-

H-Hey! HEY! Lady! Stop shovin' me!

[The sound of a door slamming can be heard, after which there are a few moments of silence.]

Uh...

This...



...What?